Wednesday, July 28, 2010

A Cluttered Commentary on text messages from hell

So here's how it went down.

Him:  I miss you.  Call me.
Me:  Don't you have a girlfriend?  Call her.
Him:  Just talk to me baby.
Me:  Do you, or do you not have a girlfriend?
Him:  I just want to hear your voice.
Me:  That wasn't an answer.
Him:  Can I at least call and say happy belated birthday?
Me:  Still not an answer.
Him:  I just want to talk.
Me:  And yet, you still can't answer a simple question.  Go away.

Because I'm still worth more than you.

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