Him: I miss you. Call me.
Me: Don't you have a girlfriend? Call her.
Him: Just talk to me baby.
Me: Do you, or do you not have a girlfriend?
Him: I just want to hear your voice.
Me: That wasn't an answer.
Him: Can I at least call and say happy belated birthday?
Me: Still not an answer.
Him: I just want to talk.
Me: And yet, you still can't answer a simple question. Go away.
Because I'm still worth more than you.